What did you collect before you knew any better? Did you hope that the storyline would finally start making sense? When did you give up?

Mine is Darkhawk. We get to know the young Chris Powell as he neglects his babysitting duties and loses his two younger brothers in a funhouse. Way to go! He finds a magic artifact that transforms him into the titular character.

I’ve been gifted with a trade of issues 1-9 because I teased the giver one too many times about his Booster Gold obsession. I still have the singles up in the attic. I gave up when the series didn’t show up one month on the drugstore spinning wire rack.

So, confess your secret comic shame. No judgement from me, I swear.