...why there is a picture of a hockey player on the kitchen floor.

Mrs. Hatrack tells her it's a coupon she clipped, the hockey player just happened to be on the back of it.

WtW: Are hockey players on sale then?

Me: Yes. Do you want one?

WtW: Only if he's sexy.

Me: What would constitute "sexy hockey player" for you? Boyishly Cute, Nerdy?

WtW: Rugged and manly. I'm disproving the theory that girls want men that remind them of their fathers.

Mrs. H: Ouch!

*Editor's note: It turns out the player on the floor was actually a football player and not a hockey player after all.