So, someone posted this pic in the comments section of the main site the other day:

Iconic to say the least, but, I always thought it was ripe for parody.

To that end, I present you with the Kitty Pryde useless information meme!

Here's your blank:

MAKE ME PROUD PEOPLE!!

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