Ursus-Veritas has forged a bond with cheesy J-Pop that cannot be broken! You can now fuse Personae of the Internet Weirdo Arcana.

But oh my god guys, I can't. I can't deal with this level Persona 3/4 crossover, so-bad-it's-good Engrish (it's a song about carousels, for the love of god AWW YISS), sexy beats and absolutely adorable animé art:


Look. At. These. BROS.

The full version of the song is even better, and includes trumpet funtimes. What's not to love?

There's also the uh-mazing battle theme, Light the fire up in the Night, which comes in two flavours - one with chorus vocals from Shiroko Hirata, Lead vocalist for Persona 4, and the other with vocals from Yumi Kawamura, vocalist for Persona 3. Both get hilarious J-Rap from Lotus Juice. So we all win!


Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth is out for 3DS in Japan this week, with an American release due later this year. A European release has yet to be announced, because ahahahahahahaha fuck you Atlus.