Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
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Because you don't want to screw up Thanksgiving do you?

Your friends at The Onion knows your family has enough other reasons to talk behind your back—Hell, they told them about a few of them— so they wanted to help you avoid this next fiasco.

Illustration for article titled 11 Steps For Cooking A PERFECT Thanksgiving Turkey


(One of the tips is kinda NSFW, or all but one of them if naked poultry is not safe for your particular workplace)

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