Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

2014 or 2013 Part 2

I know it's only January 2nd, but it seems like this year isn't going to be the year of this or that, but rather the year of the same old stuff from last year.

Example 1:

Guess which boisterous Canadian drug aficianado registered for the Toronto municipal elections today?


This guy!

Example 2:

Guess what sassy former child star is trying to shock middle America with her sexuality already?

It's Miley!

I'm not sure I can take 12 more months of this.

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