Here's 35 behind-the-scenes secrets, snippets of trivia, and mini-stories about NASA's new carbon-tracking satellite. This started as a few off-topic details I wanted to share with you, ODeck, but then it just kept growing.

It took 124 days since starting on Space to do it, but I finally produced a superlist and it's your fault. I'm not sure how yet, but I'm also pretty sure my newfound obsession with this specific satellite is your fault, too. But I forgive you — it's hard to be resentful after discovering a pineapple-based edible replica of a satellite.