So yesterday, April 26, was Alien Day, and the day before that, April 25, was World Penguin Day. Since I failed to commemorate either occasion, despite being a big fan of both aliens and penguins, I figured: why not combine the two? (Not unike some sort of hideous xeno-biomechanoid/big-bottomed flightless waterfowl hybrid.)

Don’t ask about what happened to the cat. You really don’t want to know the answer.