Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

7 hours of uninterrupted sleep!

It was glorious! I passed out at 11:24 PM and woke up at 6:30 AM when my alarm went off. That entire time I didn't wake up once! I also didn't toss and turn throughout the night.

I fired off a text to a friend, put the phone next to my head while waiting for a reply and next thing I know it's morning.

Genuinely wore my body out to the point that it basically collapsed from exhaustion and knocked right on out.


I like to see it as I made sleep my bitch last night.

Naturally, this means sleep is plotting its revenge.

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