Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 9: 394 Shades of Hinkypunk Hanky-Panky

This week on Advanced Muggle Studies’ particular brand of nonsense, we discuss: life as a background Everyone Else at Hogwarts; insensitive Cher songs; trying to figure out how Head Boy and Girl work; hillbilly high school; inter-House hanky-panky and Percy the Boner-Killer; how portraits work; Dumbledore is not