WinnieTheWoot was making ganache for peanut butter sandwich cookies last night and the first batch wasn’t enough. I had already tossed the whisk from the first batch into a bowl of water to soak and she needed it to make the second batch.
WtW: But I need that whisk.
Me: Use another. I have a veritable plethora of whisks.
WtW: A veritable plethora?
Me: Yes. By the way, Veritable Plethora is my gender-swapped steampunk cosplay name.
WtW: You’re disturbed.