Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled A(nother) conversation from the House of Hatack

In which I compare my aching body to a satellite.

Me (limping across the living room): Hobble, hobble, hobble.

WinnieTheWoot: Hubble, hubble, hubble?

Me: Actually, at the moment, I feel more like Kepler.

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