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A Playlist for the Next President of the United States of America

Feeling depressed? Sad, lonely, barely holding back tears? Worried about what an orange garbage bag filled with rotten cream cheese might do to civil rights, women’s rights, and any rights that aren’t about white men? Well, look no further than this playlist of songs to ease your mind! Or not!

“Fuck You” by Lily Allen

Just a nice little ditty about a hateful human being and Lily Allen telling them to fuck off.


“Die Motherfucker Die” by Get Set Go

A quite nice song about wanting to kill a motherfucker.

“FDT (Fuck Donald Trump)” by YG and Nipsey Hussle

Huh. I wonder what this song could be about.

“Make America Great Again” by the Up & Down Theatre Co.

A song all about nostalgia and how great the past was!

“Make America Great Again” by Pussy Riot

Trigger warning: contains violence and rape. But also a catchy tune!

“Democracy” by Leonard Cohen

And, finally, let us end with a tribute to an artist to died last week. No profanity, but a profound message.

Any other songs you guys want to include in this playlist?

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