I am protesting against the phrase "Don't be a Dick" because I am a Dick and proud of it! I find that us Richard's have been looked down upon for too long and I'm here to say Enough is ENOUGH! It's time we took back our name so that others can't use it in a derogatory manner. We need to go back to the times when everyone enjoyed seeing Dick run with Jane. I'm a Dick and I am NOT a bad person!
I will be printing out the following flyers to hand out! If you wish to help, you too can print them out and distribute them.
"Do you like Dicks?"
"I'm a Dick and I'm not a bad person."
"Dick is not a bad thing."
"Make sure to hug a Dick today."
Also, I should make bumper stickers for these. In short, don't be an asshole to Dicks!