This is probably the rarest cat I will ever write about.

You see pictured here the only example of Felis sapiens victoriatus in the world.

Felis sapiens victoriatus measures approximately 22 inches from head to toe, and weighs in at around 20 pounds. She feeds mostly on goldfish crackers, applesauce, and spaghetti, although her true passion is ice cream.

Felis sapiens victoriatus can be found exclusively in a tiny range located in the Southwest United States. She has a wide range of vocalizations, which include language of her own devising to a very clear "Hi, kitty!" It appears that she is also developing the ability to count, although she counts only with the numbers two and three ("two, three, two, three, THREE!").

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I'm pleased to report that while Felis sapiens victoriatus is rare, she is not currently under any recognized threat, except of being smothered by her aunt Mythbri's kisses.