When my mother said, "I hope you have a child just like you when you grow up," I'm not sure this is what she had in mind.

After I complained about getting my socks wet in the bathroom after WinnieTheWoot's shower.

WinnieTheWoot: It's not my fault you don't have waterproof socks.

Me: Nobody has waterproof socks.

WTW: Manatees do.

Me: Manatees don't have feet!