When my mother said, "I hope you have a child just like you when you grow up," I'm not sure this is what she had in mind.
After I complained about getting my socks wet in the bathroom after WinnieTheWoot's shower.
WinnieTheWoot: It's not my fault you don't have waterproof socks.
Me: Nobody has waterproof socks.
WTW: Manatees do.
Me: Manatees don't have feet!