My boyfriend flew to Fairbanks, Alaska yesterday because he has some time off work and has flight benefits through his job. He also has a shiny new camera and lenses and really really wanted to take some pictures of the aurora (he's a good amateur photographer - you can see some of his pictures of the Perseids here).
So last night after he got in, we had a quick online chat just to check in with each other. Here's how that went:
Him: Well, I'd better sign off so that I can go grab a bite to eat.
Me: Are you going to have moose testicles?
Me: I think this is a reasonable question. You've eaten bull testicles before.
[He really has. They're called Rocky Mountain Oysters.]
Him: NO, I'm not having moose testicles.
Me: You might not get another chance. And you're in Alaska.
Him: While I'm hungry, I'm not THAT hungry.
Me: Okay, it was just a suggestion.
Him: I've got to go. Everything closes early here and the hotel restaurant is really pricey.
Me: Okay, talk to you later.
Him: I think there's a random Italian place down the road.
Me: Do they serve moose testicles?
That's when he ended the conversation.