Firefly, Chuck, and Full Metal Jacket actor Adam Baldwin opened his mouth and a bunch of conservative nonsense spilled out:

The Huffington Post and other sites have interpreted this as a comparison to incest, which Baldwin denies.

Does anyone know what his position on heterosexual marriages of convenience is? Or why this self-described "small-government conservative libertarian" would support the government interfering with anyone's personal lives, or why he's bothered by the idea of people depriving the big ol' government of their tax dollars?

The Man They Call Jayne is also starring in the upcoming Michael Bay series The Last Ship.