Tired of cooking? Sick of the splatter of hot grease making you wince in pain, and eager to impress your spouse or date with a meal fit for a professional chef in the convenience of your own home? Mark Olyenik’s Moley Robotics has got just the thing for you!

He’s created a robotic chef, designed for installation in an average home. Consisting of two mounted arms complete with dexterous hands, the Robochef can be uploaded with recipes and is programmed to mimic the exact movements of a professional chef. The robot even puts the dirty dishes in the sink, and Dr. Oleynik is planning to create a dishwasher to take that annoying job away from mere mortals as well. The Robochef should be available for purchase by 2017 for a mere $15,000 USD.

Somewhere, Stephen Hawking, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk are installing panic rooms in their kitchens.