3 frights already and I haven't even had my morning cup of coffee yet.

First, I wake up and Jill has her paws on my neck, with her glow-in-the-dark eyes staring straight in to mine. Admittingly the effect was lessened by Ein licking her and her running away, but still.

Then, on my way in to work in the foggy weather, my radio starts emitting static, a minute before something I swear was not deer shaped AT ALL ran across the road in front of my car. IT WAS NO DEER! IT RAN ON 2 LEGS I SWEAR!!!

Then once I reach work I have a mini heart attack walking in to the bathroom where someone is adjusting their scarecrow costume (an actual scarecrow, not the Batman villain).

2nd purpose of this post, besides regaling you guys with my eventful Halloween so far.

What kind of candy are you giving out (if you are. If not, you make me sad)?

I have a big bowl of Kit-Kats that I've managed to only occasionally steel from.