Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
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AHS Hotel - My Internet Provider Sux

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Welcome to the American Horror Story: Hotel live viewing discussion thread. Step inside and join us as we watch episode 7 titled Flicker. Like my internet connection did this morning before going out.


The house rules are as follows:

  1. Don’t be a dumbass.
  2. Really, try not to be a dumbass.
  3. Try harder not to be a dumbass, dumbass.
  4. Break rules 1 thru 3. Often.
  5. Wear as much eyeliner as you can possibly fit on your face.
  6. Don’t you dare out goth Gaga. Get out.
  7. Smile when being shot in the head like you’re getting your picture taken.
  8. There’s a reason Vampire stories have so many homoerotic themes.
  10. What Will Our Tenth Rule Be?
  11. What Will Our Chicken Legs Rule Be? (Bingo Joke)
  12. What Will Our Twelfth Rule Be?
  13. What Will Our Unlucky Rule Be?

If the house rules are broken, you know what will happen!Share your real-time viewing thoughts down below in the comments, I’ll chime in during commercial breaks.


In other words, there will be SPOILERS in them comments down there.

If you have a link to your personal manifesto about this episode then drop it in the comments and I’ll add to this post proper.


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