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Alien Egg Chamber Playset Is Age-Inappropriate Fun For Whole Family

Last year, retro toy company ReAction released its collection of Kenner style 3 ¾" Alien action figures. But what good are action figures by themselves? Fortunately, the company has addressed this burning issue with the ComicCon exclusive Egg Chamber Action Playset, which allows you to recreate all the fun and excitement of the scene set in the depths of the derelict spacecraft. Relive the bittersweet joy of the moment just before John Hurt's Kane discovered that he was going to be a daddy!

Really, it's going to be worth owning for the packaging alone. The look of sheer, unthinking horror on the little girl's face is a potent reminder that some things just shouldn't be children's toys, no matter what the marketing department says.


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