Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Johnny Weir has just uttered an unbeatable sports simile/innuendo. And it's only the first day of broadcasting.

Other Announcer Guy: Johnny, how nervous are the skaters as they go through warm-ups?

Johnny: It's like looking down the throat of a bear.

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