Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

My mom is currently hiding in my room, reading The Lightning Thief (Which I finished today). She has already moved my fan for her own benefit and just tried to steal some of my chocolate chip cookies. This is what happened.

Me: *Snatching cookies away and speaking in my best Shakespearean accent* How dare you! You seek refuge under Juggler-Topia's noble country, you steal books, you move fans and now you dare to steal cookies as well?! *Pointing finger accusingly*

MamaJuggler: *Staring at finger and proceeds to try to bite and/or lick it*

Me: What the feck?! What's wrong with you?

MamaJuggler: I don't know. I'm feeling mischievous tonight. I've already warned your sister. Gimme a cookie!


Nice to know where I get my general randomness from and why she's never surprise when I threaten to bite people.

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