Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled And now the cute animal newsletter makes me feel bad

I gave them a couple of dollars. Literally, like a couple of dollars. And I bought a magnet or some postcards or something. And I left a couple of dollars for the tour guide, so he could get coffee or something.

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And now I get these things in the mail all the time. I'm not going to give them anymore money. Not unless I visit them again. And it isn't anywhere near me so that's not likely to happen.

Hey, you know, when I win the lottery, I'm going to go to animal charities and buy stuff. I'm going to buy this particular charity a particular thing for a particular animal. But really, that's probably not going to happen.

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I hope it doesn't cost them much to send out these newsletters.

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