On the last leg of our journey home from Atlanta we drove past one of the landfills in suburban Detroit (insert your own joke here). WinnieTheWoot was in the passenger seat next to me looking out the window.

WtW: There's a goose on that landfill.

Me: Quick, shoo it off. That's how you get Kaiju.

WtW: No, it isn't.

Me: Yes, it is. Honking big feathered kaiju. Honking.

WtW: (to the universe) Save me.