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And the $425 million Lotto winner buys...

I've said this before, for all my vices I've never been a gambler. But when the powerball gets up, I buy a few tickets. You know just in case. So Mom & I are shooting the shit, talking about what we'd get if we won. Here's my lists in no particular order:

1. A 1967 Chevrolet Impala

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2. A Soup Kitchen/Food Truck/Cheese Shop.

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3. All of these Halloween decorations

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4. A completely awesome Halloween costume

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5. An assortment of cheeses

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6. All the tattoos I want

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7. And a brand new Nook tablet

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