Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Cable boys was white trash

They lived over on Carver's Creek.

They were mean as a snake

And sneaky as a cat

And belligerent when they'd speak.

One night the oldest brother said,

"Y'all meet me at the Wooley Swamp later

We'll take old Lucius's money

and we'll feed him to the alligators."


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