It is a common game in our house to make strange mixed titles out of the channel guide listings from one line to the next or jokes about titles that get cut off in the middle.

Looking through the On-Demand listings we came across an abbreviated title: "You Don't / Jack."

WinnieTheWoot (to me): You don't jack!

Me: How do you know I don't jack?

WtW: I've never seen you...

Me: *long stare*

WtW: *turns bright red while slowly seething with embarrassment*