Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Anti Fraternisation Policy

I just heard rumours of one being implemented at work, and not that it affects me in the slightest, it made me laugh to think of one being slapped down on my TV shows. Imagine existing formal relationships (marriages and domestic partnerships) are grandfathered in, existing other relationships need to apply for exclusion by signing paperwork (if you watch a specific show, you might know what I'm thinking of), and NO MORE RELATIONSHIPS ALLOWED EVER.


How would this affect what you watch? What shows would it improve? Ruin? Take in an interesting direction? Make you sigh with relief for?

Hey, anti-the-word-shippers, maybe we could call it fratting? But how to tell the incest instances apart...

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