Yeah, I wasn’t going to be able to stay all nonchalant and on-task through the entire headline, ‘cause ya’ll, SHOW IS BACK! (Awww, hello my favoritest unbroken-legged Fitz!)

How has the year been, my darlings? Some of you I see on twitter, but not all, and you know I crave this thread’s snark like the elixer of life itself.

Let’s talk about life: I have a small request. I haven’t seen Endgame yet. Obviously, this is a spoilerific reaction thread, and I am generally pro-spoiler, and I’m not going to ask you not to mention things that happened in the movie (although it looks like AoS is going to ignore it completely). But just for this week, could you tag the top of your movie-spoiler posts so I can scroll through them?

Obviously, spoil the hell out of the show. Like, go full rotten. Starting with: how many of us believe that NotCoulson is actually Not Coulson? Death has a funny way of not sticking with that guy.

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Other than that, let’s get our name generators warmed up and get to it!