Week Three is upon us, friends, and I have to admit . . . I kind of loved the pirates in the preview clip.

I mean, it seems like a fair bargain to me.

Pictured above: My reaction to Pictured Below . . .


(I *loathe* zany, trippy, OMG SO SIKADELIK gonzo effects. It makes me fun at parties.)

So, I daresay we’re in for an evening of Suddenly Slinky Dresses and Manipulative Games of Chance. (ISWYDT, Show. So meta.)


What shall we theorize about today, folks? Open floor.