Okay, who sets a new episode to air on Christmas week? Seriously! (Pictured: My reaction when I checked IMDB.)

I’m the eldest in a matriarchal family that does Christmas BIG, so I’m in intensive Making Christmas mode over here and will probably be shopping until around 4am with my mom. (It’s a yearly tradition.)

The rest of you, who I assume live sane lives, will have to enjoy The Return of Hintz without me.

While we all wait: continue the Great Twitter Portmanteau Debate. We need the Ultimate Fitz/Hunter Nomenclature, stat.