All of the puns I was coming up with today were either gross or vaguely mean-spirited, and also I couldn’t get the pool joke to work the way I wanted it to. I’m really glad it’s Friday.

[Pictured: something that has nothing to do with anything, because tonight’s episode images just didn’t inspire me, and also because I’m feeling kind of mean and judge-y and lately that also means Simmons-y.]

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While I ponder my farcical failings, let us ponder all the ways I’m going to trash-talk Deke tonight. (Spoiler: SO MANY WAYS)