Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Apocalyptic Rain Open Thread

My shift at school ended an hour ago and I’m stuck because of the rain. It is such a tease. Every time I try to leave it starts again stronger than before. Not a good time to be without a car. I would love a teleporter, even if it meant creating a copy of me and getting pulverized with lassers. Come talk.

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It's been raining non-stop for 24 hours. Being Stuck in a middle school full of loud middle schoolers is not my idea of fun. I am however inside my classroom watching The Blacklist and thinking how can I be more of a Reddington in my line of work. What are you up to, people?

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