Translation: A mobile app that tells you when to take a piss while watching a movie at your local cineplex.

I nearly spewed my precious coffee upon stumbling on this in my Facebook timeline. This app was in the news. Darn. So this is what has become of moble apps, and news reporting (yeah, I used to work as graphic specialist for THAT news network).

I shouldn't be offended, nor affected, but if this is the sort of news or apps that are coming out, then we are doomed.