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Illustration for article titled Armond White did his Review of Gravity!

The infamous Head Troll of American critics has reviewed Gravity and, lo and behold, he hated it!

For those not incline to wade through White traditional pretentious "I'm smarter than you all" bullshit, here are the big points:

- The visual of the Earth from space belong to 2001: A Space Odyssey, and no movie can dare touch it


- This movie is not as intelligent, deep, complex or spiritual as 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's another proof that the art of film-making has been lost.

- 3D is stupid and immature, and you shouldn't use it. Kubrick made a choice not to use it (White's words), thus his movie was better.

- Mission to Mars and Supernova where much smarter and deeper and better than this.

You can read it in full here: http://www.nyfcc.com/2013/10/space-…

I wanna hear your opinion, be it praise or mockery!

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