The unexpected consequences of being self-promotional about the Space subsite: a barrage of targeted advertising for burnt bread. At first, I was confused. But the more I thought about it, the more sense it made...

This is what I go through as your Space Recruit, folks. Ah well. It's not as fun as the three months I received exclusively tweets in languages I neither spoke nor read, but a fair bit better than Facebook's continued instance that I need storage space, an online high-school diploma, and my criminal record wiped clean.