Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Because humans are shit now matter where we go, NASA must now investigate the first alleged crime - IN SPACE.

It doesn’t involve anything spectacular - Nobody killed his own clone on the moon, Sean Connery is not required to investigate on Io, and nobody was shot with a high tech gun that can teleport bullets. (extra points for recognising references ;) ). Its unsurprisingly about a broken relationship and stolen money. As you do.

I had no idea the astronauts can do online banking from the ISS - it’s a new world....


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