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Because SOMEONE sent me to Comics Alliance and I'm a clicking fool...

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They unjunkified Bishop's hair (lose the cape, tho, bro)!


For a series with alternating hot

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and stupid

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hairpieces (I can't lie—I want to shave her into a mohawk as punishment for all the crap that is the character, but why should she take all the blame? I estimate only 70% of it is her),


I'm glad to see one that's an upgrade from...

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which was just going to render as a Jheri curl (I spell correctly because I KNOW) nightmare. Plus, aside from the cape, he looks like I should be afeared, which I wasn't as of when I stopped reading the X.


But back to hot! I might not like her hair, but it's okay if I stare at that left breast a bit more? Is that youth, CGI, or practical effects? (eta: shit, now it's the right breast—I hate you, JLaw, no matter how beautiful and dorky you are, I won't fall for it)

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. Just, whoa.


More hot pecs...

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Not pecs, but call me:

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And American Horror Story people just feel like family to me:

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Adorbs!


Okay, gotta work out if IO9 did this post, and maybe mentioned all the actor names and the characters to boot.

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Dirty cherrypicking Comic Alliance.

Uhh.

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