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Best Waiter in All of Time and Space

An Olive Garden waiter's delightful account of the night he used Doctor Who lines throughout dinner service. He sold a ton of desserts, received bigger tips, and even got a girl's number! In the immortal words of all-hallowed Tina Fey, "What has your cult done for you lately?"

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