I disagree with your opinion of Scotch.
It's Monday, and to quote an old Bricken WD review, "It's Time To Get A Goddamn Drink."
I'm a bourbon girl, myself, although I don't discriminate against rye. (But I will forever maintain that Scotch tastes like mossy dirt.)
And, just to make this topical in case O-Deck picks it up . . .
A round of Churban brandy to get us started! First person to name the universe buys the next one.