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I really want to buy these two unicorns off of Craigslist! Check out the ad!

2 Unicorns for Sale - $930000 (Hartford)
We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn.

Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home.

We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out


We also offer unicorn eggs for purchase.


THEY SELL UNICORN EGGS!!! THAT'S AWESO... hey! Wait a minute! Unicorns don't lay eggs! This is a hoax, isn't it? DAMN IT!!

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