Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

So, for the life of me, I can't sleep tonight. It's too cold with the window open and too hot with it closed, my joints are aching because I'm apparently a hundred years old, and my neighbor upstairs seems to be training for a marathon in her apartment. Fortunately, tomorrow is a holiday, so, even though I had planned on working, I won't be heartbroken if it doesn't happen. Anyway, what have you guys got to pass the time between sleeping attempts?


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