I asked you all to make a caption for this picture:
Team Rocket- Gawker owners squealing over the delightful new opportunities that will arise from the updated and optimized Kinja.
Team Pokemon- Kinja users. - TechNoir
Meowth was last to realize that "fun trip upriver" was code for "Meowth's one-way tour of the Gyarados digestive tract," but the others couldn't help but know. - x84jdh
"Seeing Eye Pokemon's" - ncasolowork2
These may be the world's longest drinking straws, but the world's largest soda tastes suspiciously like cat pee. - Pitchblende