Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Captions! Sexy, Sexy Hannibal Captions!

I asked; you delivered!

Mmm, dat ass. - Cortexsession

Mmm... Rump roast... - Quasi Hatrack

I missed your musk - ShadowStaar

What is that skin you're wearing? It's fascinating - mxyzptlk

You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today. - FrankNStein


Did you know there was a sign saying 'bite me on the ass' pinned to your back? - Pitchblende

Is that Axe body spray I smell? - Cat Von Awesome

Dinner smells good tonight. - ncasolowork2

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