OK, I we are migrating computer software and me being me has resulted in me crashing almost every new system we're inputted. Most of them being as simple as outlook.

My IT team has been pretty awesome but now I've been put in a folder called "People that are issues"... Alone. HOWEVER this is good because it's for tracking all my problems.

I've been tasked to put images of the problems as they happen, but also tasked to come up with our reference-laden culture while explaining the problem. Such as:

Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! (With a pic of email saying I'm not authorized to send email from my own inbox).

Now I'm told it's against the rules if I ask you guys then, but it wasn't specified I couldn't ask you in advance! What are your favorite quotes when $hit hits the fan on your computer? Any and all will be accepted and used frequently!