Campbell’s Soup recently launched a campaign for a new line of Star Wars themed soups. One of the first ads features a same sex couple breaking the news to their son that he has two dads.
Unconfirmed reports state that there may be tension in the household as the two men contemplate which one has the most impressive impersonation of Darth Vader.
The son has shown no desire to lose an appendage or sleep inside a tauntaun.
The word NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO has yet to be uttered.
Further updates will be provided as they arrive at the news desk.