Buzzfeed lists about the creepiest things kids have said from a Reddit forum is one of the funniest things I have ever read. It almost makes me want to have kids so that they too can freak other people out.

My favorites:

Here are the links, hilarious reads: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/…

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/the-c…