Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Chris Evans has a problem

... with touching his and others’ pecs. Admittedly, he has nice pecs, but at one point, he’s going to get arrested for public lewdness.

Eridani post this pic earlier today:


LEWD to say the least, but I ran across a post that made me wonder if his grabbing of man-boob was a compulsion that Evans simply couldn’t control, even around himself. Sure, we all want to touch his pecs, but this gratuitous self-pec-pinching must stop before it reaches a tragic end.

The only solution I can think of is if Chris Evans let us ALL touch his pecs, so he doesn’t have to.


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